#the-office

Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton.

The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore.

Sir, I pulled over a VIP and I'm not sure what to do. When the Pope was visiting Philadelphia, PA this past year there was an incident that did not get any coverage in the news. The Pope after leaving the church went to his limosuine and was feeling a bit impulsive and decided he wanted to drive. So he asked the limo driver if he could drive, the driver decided he had to give the Pope want he want so he got out of the driver seat and into the back and the Pope got into the driver seat and took o…

The show ""The Office"" ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world.

So Micheal Jackson is directing a Lost/The Office crossover Micheal Jackson is hired to direct a new crossover show featuring ""Lost"" and ""The Office"". It isn't long before there is complications in the cast delegations. None of the crew can decide who will play who's part from their respective shows. Eventually, Micheal Jackson is sick of all the bickering, and decides to unite the cast with the majesty of song and dance: ""It doesn't matter if you're Jack or Dwight...""

Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'.

A New York lawyer is on a business trip in Texas... ... and is on his way to a meeting in his company rental car. He's a little crunched on time so when he rolls through the stop sign ahead. A cop catches this and pulls him over. He walks up to the window and says ""License n' registration , sir."" The lawyer complies but can hear the country twang in the cops voice and figures he can outsmart the 'stupid southerner.' ""Officer, I have no idea why you pulled me over."" The officer replies ""You …

I'm opening a bar called The Office. You're welcome guys. ""Be home soon sweetie, I'm at The Office""

My friend believes The Office is the best television show and belittles anyone that thinks otherwise

Where did the "what's updog?" joke come from? I've been hearing this shitty joke around town quite frequently as of late. I know it's been around for a while but where the f did it come from? I know I heard it on "The Office" a while ago but some people say it's older. What's the deal?