Sir, I pulled over a VIP and I'm not sure what to do. When the Pope was visiting Philadelphia, PA this past year there was an incident that did not get any coverage in the news. The Pope after leaving the church went to his limosuine and was feeling a bit impulsive and decided he wanted to drive. So he asked the limo driver if he could drive, the driver decided he had to give the Pope want he want so he got out of the driver seat and into the back and the Pope got into the driver seat and took off. He was driving around 1am and approached a redlight and to him it's just a warning, he just looks both ways before rolling through. A cop sees him and pulls him over. The officer walks up to the driver side of the limo the Pope rolls down his window and the officer recognizes him and realizes he has a problem. He goes back to his car, gets on his radio and contacts he Sergeant. He says, ""Sarge, I got a problem."" ""Whats the problem son?"" The office replies, ""I pulled over a VIP and I don't know if I should write him up."" ""Well, what did he do?"" ""He ran a red light."" ""Well write him up."" ""But Sarge he's pretty big."" ""Well write him up anyway we really need to set an example ""Sir I don't think I can write this guy up."" ""Son, why not who is it?"" ""Sir, I don't know but I cant write him up"" ""Son, this doesn't make any sense to me, how big? Who is it?"" ""Sir, I don't know but the Pope is his limo driver"" edit: formatting
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