#the-bronx

A man is on a journey in Africa (x-post from r/AntiJokes) He meets a wild elephant. They become best friends over the weeks that he is there conducting his research. The elephant would stomp it's feet in joy every time he saw the man. One day there was a bush fire, the man had to save himself and left the elephant behind. The man presumed that the elephant died. Flash forward to 10 years later, the man is wandering around the Bronx Zoo in New York. He looks at the elephants and strangely enough …

A young divinity student is sent from Montana to the Bronx. When he approaches the church where he was assigned, a young lady approaches him and says, ""Hey father, want a blow job? Fifty bucks."" He doesn't know what the girl means but assumes it isn't appropriate, so he declines. After being intruduced to the staff at the church, he pulls an older nun aside and says, ""Forgive me sister, but what's a blow job?"" She replies, ""Fifty bucks, same as on the street."" And yes.. I know it's an old …

At The Zoo One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York.When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, ""I would like to see one of the zoos in America."" To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the Bronx Zoo. They were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the gorilla cage, when one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed the Czech whole. Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situ…

Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun bent the bars lept to the ground and kissed her. Then he went back into his cage straightened the bars and resumed thumping on his massive chest. The nouns met again a week later and one of the nouns asked her friend""I have one question.Did he sent flowers afterwards...?""

Did you hear about the community pool they built in the bronx? There were no survivors.

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disb…