#state-fair

At the State Fair.... Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, ""Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."" And every year Martha would say, ""I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."" This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, ""Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."" Martha replied, ""Stumpy, that there air…

An idiot, a moron, and a dumbass want to win a blue ribbon at the State Fair. Idiot: ""But what could we win?"" Moron: ""What if we dun entered in an animal?"" Dumbass: ""We could win for 'World's Biggest Pig'!"" The three go out and procure the biggest pig they can find. Over the next few weeks, they feed the pig as much slop as it can keep down. It grows slowly, but with the State Fair a week away, it hasn't gained enough weight to win 'World's Biggest Pig'. Moron: ""Goddammit, how do we make …

Johnny and his wife went to the State Fair every year. Every year Johnny would say, ""I'd like to ride in that airplane."" And every year his wife would say, ""I know, Johnny, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."" This one year Johnny and his wife went to the fair and Johnny said, ""I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that aeroplane this year I may never get another chance."" ""That airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."", replied hi…

Every year, Fred and Ethel would spend a day at the State Fair. Every year, Fred would say, "Ethel, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year, Ethel would say, "I know, Fred, but that airplane ride cost ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year, while they were at the fair, Fred said, "Ethel, I'm 74 years old. If I don't have a ride in that airplane this year, I may never get another chance." "Fred, that airplane ride cost ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars," Ethel…