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Trump visits the Queen. While visiting England after his election victory, Donald Trump is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Trump asks how she knows if they're intelligent. ""I do so by asking them the right questions,"" says the Queen. ""Allow me to demonstrate."" Trump watches as the Queen phones David Cameron and says, ""Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has…

A cop needs to meet his quota for the month... ...so he sits in view of a bar and waits for the bar to close. As the people are filing out, he sees a man that is obviously hammered. He stumbles through the parking lot, trying his keys in 5 cars before he finds his own. He clumsily unlocks the door and sits in his car. He sits there for a few minutes, as the other patrons leave one by one. He starts his car and pulls onto the road only to be promptly pulled over. The cop walks up to the car and a…

While visiting India , Donald Trump is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. While visiting India , Donald Trump is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Trump asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. " Trump watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this questi…