#dd

there should be drug education for future nerds covering topics like "chill out. take a drink" & "don't be the D.D. for people who hate you"

A cop needs to meet his quota for the month... ...so he sits in view of a bar and waits for the bar to close. As the people are filing out, he sees a man that is obviously hammered. He stumbles through the parking lot, trying his keys in 5 cars before he finds his own. He clumsily unlocks the door and sits in his car. He sits there for a few minutes, as the other patrons leave one by one. He starts his car and pulls onto the road only to be promptly pulled over. The cop walks up to the car and a…

An Irish man walks out of the bar... And he's staggering all over the place. He drops his trousers and starts pissing on the sidewalk. He walks up to his car and fumbles with his keys repeatedly, but eventually gets in and starts it and drives away swerving all over the place. A police officer is watching this happen and turns on his lights and pulls the Irish man over. The Irish man is slurring his speech so the officer gets him to perform the sobriety test. He passes with flying colours. Shock…

So there is a cop hanging out across the street of an Irish pub near closing time... The cop notices a man stumble out of the bar, struggle to open his car and is obviously intoxicated. The man makes it out of the parking lot and is pulled over by the cop immediately. The cop makes him get out and do all the sobriety tests. He passes with flying colors. He then breathelizes the man and he blows perfect zeros. The cop, now confused, asks why he is 100% sober and appeared to be drunk walking out o…