#sir-well

A boy goes to the principle to complain about bullying... -We take bullying seriously, Who bullied you and how? -Well, it's a constant thing, it starts when I first see them. It goes on all day, and by the end of the day I'm in so much agony I could die. -My boy my boy... We will take care of you, we want you to feel safe here. Now you must be brave and tell me, who's bullying you? -...Its the pretty girls, all of them really, and one teacher.. (looks down in shame) -All the pretty girls? A teac…

A favorite of mine - was reminded of this by the bull in the bull-fight jumping into the crowd... So Eddie goes to Spain as a tourist for his vacation, with grand plans of seeing the bull-fights, going to the Alhambra, and seeing some of the famous architecture. On one of his first days in Barcelona, he goes to El Plaza De Toros, to see a bullfight. He is swept up in the obscene madness of the crowd and has a fantastic time. He's buzzing so much from the fight he's seen that he decides to have d…

A man’s wife is missing… Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home. Officer: Okay, what’s her height? Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6? Officer: Okay, weight? Man: I dunno… not slim not big. Officer: Okay… colour of her eyes? Man: Sort of blue, I think? I never really noticed. Officer: What’s the colour of her hair? Man: Well, that changes all the time depending on the hair dresser she goes to. Officer: what clothes was she wearing the last time …