A manās wife is missingā¦ Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasnāt come home. Officer: Okay, whatās her height? Man: Not sureā¦. Maybe around 5ā6? Officer: Okay, weight? Man: I dunnoā¦ not slim not big. Officer: Okayā¦ colour of her eyes? Man: Sort of blue, I think? I never really noticed. Officer: Whatās the colour of her hair? Man: Well, that changes all the time depending on the hair dresser she goes to. Officer: what clothes was she wearing the last time you saw her? Man: Couldāve been a red dress? Maybe a blue one? I donāt know exactly. Officer: when she left to go somewhere, did she go by car? Man: Yeah, she did. Officer: What was the make of that car? Man: itās a high performance 560 horse power Audi in a very specific grey silver metallic paint. It has 8 speed paddle shift automatic transition and a 6.35 litre v12 engine generating at least 560 horse power. It has a z51 super performance package, larger than normal alloy wheels, gt bucket seats, satellite navigation. And unfortunatelyā¦ a little thin scratch on the front left door handle. Officer: Donāt worry, sir. Weāll find your car.