#black-audi

Husband: I lost my wife says to Inspector Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector: what is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or Healthy? Husband: Not Slim can be healthy. Inspector: color of eyes? Husband: Never Notice. Inspector: color of hair? Husband: Changes According to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: yes. Inspector: Color of the car?…

Missing Wife Report A husband went to the police station to file a ""missing person"" report for his missing wife: Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector : -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy. Inspector : -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, eith…

""men will be men A husband went to the police station to file a ""missing person"" report for his missing wife: Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector : -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy. Inspector : -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either…

MISSING WIFE A husband went to the police station to file a ""missing person"" report for his missing wife: Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector : -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy. Inspector : -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either a dr…

Missing report A husband went to the police station to file a missing report Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Officer: -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Officer: -Slim or healthy? Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy. Officer: -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Officer : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Officer : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. Officer …

Missing wife A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife: Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. Inspector : -What is her height? Husband : -Average, I guess. Inspector : -Slim or healthy?. Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy. Inspector : -Color of eyes? Husband : -Never noticed. Inspector : -Color of hair? Husband : -Changes according to season. Inspector : -What was she wearing? Husband : -Not sure, ei…

Husband: I lost my wife says to Inspector Husband: I lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet. Inspector: what is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or Healthy? Husband: Not Slim can be healthy. Inspector: color of eyes? Husband: Never Notice. Inspector: color of hair? Husband: Changes According to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: yes. Inspector: Color of the car? .…