Evil Genie and 3 wishes A man is walking down a deserted road when he notices a lamp laying off to the side. Knowing about what to do with a lamp from fairy tales he decides ""why not"" and rubs it. To his surprise out pops a genie who growls, "" I will give you infinite power and wealth, but the rule is you have 3 tries to ask me to do something that I can not do. If I perform all 3 I will eat you!"" The man confused said, ""can you make a house appear in front of us?"" The genie grins and cast

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Two buddies went hunting.. There were two buddies, Alan and Dave, who decided to go hunting. They drove for well over an hour, and walked into the woods for about an hour more, when suddenly Dave collapsed. Alan panicked, and immediatly rang 911 and told the lady: *You gotta help me, Dave just died!*. The lady at the other end calmly said: *Calm down sir. Now, can you go and make sure that he is infact dead?*. Alans end of the line got quiet for a little bit until a loud **bang** was heard. Some

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Obama Golf! (Receptionist) Hello, Welcome to Obama Golf . My name is Trina. How can I help you? (Customer) Hello, I received an email from Golfsmith stating that my Pro V1 order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your web site, but it seems like it is not working. So I am calling the 800 number. (Receptionist) Yes, I am sorry about the web site. It should be fixed by the end of 2014. But I can help you. (Customer) Thanks, I ordered some Pro V1 balls. (Recep

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