#sal

A man named Arthur gets in deep with the mob.... So this guy, Arthur, is in some serious debt. He's tried everything he can think of to make some money but can't seem to break even. Out of ideas, he makes contact with the local mob boss, Big Sal and says he'll do Sal's dirty work for some cash. The mob boss agrees and says he needs three rival mobsters ""taken care of"" as soon as possible. Arthur agrees, reluctantly, and asks how he can find these guys. The mob boss informs Arthur that his targ…

The Golden Toilet One night, Bob went out with his friends. The group went to about 5 different bars, and he drank a lot. Like any normally functioning person, he really had to go near the end of the night. He quickly asked the bartender where the bathroom was. ""Down the hall, last door on the left,"" replied the bartender. Bob quickly made his way down the hall and went into the last door on the right. When he opened the door, he was amazed! The restroom was like no other. They even had a gold…

Late for work! Sal: Ha Rick. Can u check on Chris because he didn't show up to day. Rick: Sure ill call him now. Sal: Thanks. Rick: Ring, ring, ring... A kid: Hello. Rick: Hello little boy is your dad home? A kid: Yes. ..................... Rick: Well may I speak to him? A kid: No. Rick: Why not? A kid: He's talking to the policemen. Rick: Well then can I talk to your mom? A kid: No, she's talking to the policemen to. .....Sirens.....dogs barking.....helicopter blades spinning Rick: what's am I …

My uncle passed away (long) So quite a few years back I had an uncle named Sal pass away. He had no wife or kids so essentially my step dad and his siblings were in the will. One of the things being his house that he had owned. My dad brought me along to check out the place and as he looked through the interior he suggested I check out the backyard and let him know if I see anything interesting. There wasn't anything special. Typical yard equipment in the shed and whatnot, but there was one o…