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A Man Goes to the Bank A man goes to the nearby city in his Rolls-Royce for some business he had to attend. When he arrives

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce? One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What kind of car does a rich baker drive? A Rolls-Royce.

A man received a phone call from his wife at work one lunchtime, asking him to pick up some groceries on his way home. Reminding her that this was his golf league afternoon, he said he would be happy to go to the store after his round of golf. After playing his round, he stopped at the store and collected two bags of groceries. He then carried the bags to his RollsRoyce in the car park, but on getting to the car he struggled to reach into his pocket for his keys because his arms were full. He ha…

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated." The second said, "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful." The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going!"

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." O…