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Ralph The Internal Revenue Service decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to an appointment with the toughest auditor in the office. The IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney. The auditor says, ""Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."" ""I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,"" says Ralph. ""How about a demonstration?"" The audit…

""I'm 29 years old today..."" ""I'm 29 years old today,"" said Ralph, setting a box of donuts on the table in the office. His coworkers all wished him a happy birthday. Next day, Ralph's secretary answers the phone... ""Hello, my name is Carl. I'm Ralph's brother in law, and I'd like to wish Ralph a happy birthday,"" says the man on the line. ""Birthday? You're a day late. He just told us yesterday he turned 29."" ""No,"" says Carl. ""He *was* 29 yesterday. *Today* he's 30."" (based on a true st…

Ralph was called in for a meeting with the IRS, so he turns up for the meeting with his accountant. The tax clerk says to him ""You wrote on your tax return that you make your money by gambling, but we find that quite hard to believe."" ""No, it's true! I'm really good at it. Look, I can prove it! I bet you $250 that I can bite my eye."" The clerk thinks it over, and says ""Ok, you're on."" Ralph takes out his glass eye, bites it and puts it back. ""You got me there,"" said the clerk. ""No, I'm …

Ralph and the IRS Auditor The IRS decided to audit Ralph, and summoned him to the local IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Ralph showed up with his attorney. The auditor began with, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win all of your money by gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” replied Ralph. “How about a little demonstration?” The auditor …