Ralph and the IRS Auditor
The IRS decided to audit Ralph, and summoned him to the local IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Ralph showed up with his attorney.
The auditor began with, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win all of your money by gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” replied Ralph. “How about a little demonstration?”
The auditor …