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Our Ideal candidate: -Minimum 3,000 years exp. -Must have 8 PhD's -Speak Klingon 80 hrs a week $7.15 an hour Must be passionate about work!

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The Wasp who Won America's Heart (shaggy dog) Deep in the wasp swamps of the wasp Florida keys, there lived a young wasp. Just as a proper wasp does, this wasp worked day and night for the hive. He worked and slaved and gave his all - but this wasp was no regular wasp, for within him was the ambition and the wisdom of a great, great wasp. So, with a tearful goodbye to his wasp coworkers, his wasp friends and his wasp parents (normal, hard working waspfolk with traditional wasp morals and a burni…

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There once were two physicist PhD's... ...William and Sergio, who met while they were having matching piers built for their homes at a new lakeshore development. They discovered their shared profession over beers, and each found out the other had been privately working on time travel research. They formed an immediate friendship that quickly resulted in them collaborating on their work. Over the decades they struggled with the problems of time travel until one day they figured out how to mani…

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Why can't black people get PhD's? Because they can't get past their Masters.

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