#peggy

Dating in 1962 It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. ""Oh, come on in!"" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. ""Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"" ""Iced tea, please,"" Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. ""So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?"" she asked. ""Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at th…

A True Story During high school, a few friends of mine worked at a restaurant for a retirement center. There were four of us driving in a car and my friend was telling the others who also worked there, ""Ilene and Peggy got hella mad at each other today."" Even though I didn't work there I stopped him saying, ""Wait, Ilene and Peggy?"" He looked at me and I simply asked, ""Were they fighting over a fake leg?""

Peggy The Peg Legged Pig A man visits a local farm and sees a pig with a wooden leg. He asks the farmer, ""Why does that pig have a wooden leg?"" The farmer replies ""Oh that's Peggy. She's a great pig, like a family member to us!"" Confused, the man replies ""I see, but why does she have a wooden leg?"" The farmer says ""Oh Peggy is such a good pig! One time the barn caught fire and Peggy came in squealin' and squealin' to tell us! We were able to save the barn!"" Again the man asked, ""But why…

""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU

In hopes to try to get some free advertising a Department store holds an event for Single ladies that want to meet that ""it"" guy On the main floor 1000's of ladies stand in line for their chance to meet single guys, the atmosphere is electric! Groups of ladies stand in line some laughing giddily amongst themselves with an excited look on their face. Peggy sue holds a small raffle ticket in hand that reads she is contestant 7068. A voice comes over the speaker system, announcing that the contes…

What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy

Earl and Peggy had been married 50 years Every year they'd attend the county fair and every year Earl would look at Peggy and say