Peggy The Peg Legged Pig A man visits a local farm and sees a pig with a wooden leg. He asks the farmer, ""Why does that pig have a wooden leg?"" The farmer replies ""Oh that's Peggy. She's a great pig, like a family member to us!"" Confused, the man replies ""I see, but why does she have a wooden leg?"" The farmer says ""Oh Peggy is such a good pig! One time the barn caught fire and Peggy came in squealin' and squealin' to tell us! We were able to save the barn!"" Again the man asked, ""But why does she have a wooden leg?"" The farmer said, ""She's such a good pig. One time our boy fell into the pond before he learned to swim. Peggy came in squealing and squealin' and we saved the boy. She's like family to us!"" Frustrated, the man asked one last time, ""Yes yes I *know*, but why does she have a wooden leg!?"" The farmer looked at the man for a second, then replied, ""Well she's just such a good pig, like family to us you know. Can't eat her all at once.""