A True Story During high school, a few friends of mine worked at a restaurant for a retirement center. There were four of us driving in a car and my friend was telling the others who also worked there, ""Ilene and Peggy got hella mad at each other today."" Even though I didn't work there I stopped him saying, ""Wait, Ilene and Peggy?"" He looked at me and I simply asked, ""Were they fighting over a fake leg?""