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Dating in 1962 It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. ""Oh, come on in!"" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. ""Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"" ""Iced tea, please,"" Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. ""So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?"" she asked. ""Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at th

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Let's dance It's the spring of 1959, and Bobby arrives at his date's house to take her to a dance. When he knocks on the door, her dad answers. ""Have a seat,"" the old man says. ""Peggy Sue will be ready in a minute."" The dad grabs Bobby a cold beer, and the two sit down together. ""You know,"" the dad says, ""my daughter really loves to screw. She just loves to work up a sweat."" He smiles proudly and winks at Bobby, who has nearly choked on his beer. ""Yup, yup,"" the dad continues. ""She lo

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It's 1957... It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests, ""Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."" Bobby is shocked. ""Excuse me, sir?"" ""Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her

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In hopes to try to get some free advertising a Department store holds an event for Single ladies that want to meet that ""it"" guy On the main floor 1000's of ladies stand in line for their chance to meet single guys, the atmosphere is electric! Groups of ladies stand in line some laughing giddily amongst themselves with an excited look on their face. Peggy sue holds a small raffle ticket in hand that reads she is contestant 7068. A voice comes over the speaker system, announcing that the contes

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It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. ""Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"" she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, ""Why don't

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It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. ""Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"" he says. ""That's cool,"" says Bobby. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, "

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It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her." Peggy Sue come

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Back in the 50's Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he arrives at the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says. “That’s cool.” says Bobby. Peggy Sue’s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father responds “Why don’t

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