#patty-black

A Frog Went to a Bank A frog wanted a bigger lily pad so he went to the bank to get a loan. He brought with him little statues of famous frogs throughout history (Kermit, Hypnotoad, etc.) that he had made. He stepped to the first open teller, whose name was Patty Black. ""I want a bigger lily pad and I need a loan to make that happen,"" said the frog. ""Do you have any collateral?"" ""I have these statues that I made by hand."" ""Hmm, I don't know,"" said Patty. ""I'm going to have to check with…

A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller... He sees the tellers name tag reads Patty Black and says ""I'd like to take out a loan, Ms. Black"" ""Certainly,"" says the teller, ""how much would that be for?"" ""One million dollars."" replies the frog. ""Don't worry, it's ok, I know the manager."" The teller is understandably taken aback by this, and asks if the frog has any collateral to cover this. ""As a matter of fact, I do!"" says the frog, and he reaches into his pocket and hands o…

A frog walks into a bank... So, a frog walks into a bank. He asks to speak with a loan consultant, and is led to an office. ""I'm Patty Black,"" the woman frog says. ""What can I do for you?"" The frog says, ""I want to buy a house for me and my family. My frog wife and I just had 5,000 babies and I would like to provide for them by giving them a house of their own."" Patty Black replied, ""Well, sir, we would love to help you buy a house for you and your 5,000 babies. But there's just one thing…

A Frog walks into a bank at 4:45 and goes over to Patricia Black the loan officer. Frog says "" Hey Patty I need a loan"". Patty says ""You will need some kind of collateral"". Frog reaches in and pulls out something from his pocket and shows it to Ms. Black. Patty looks at it and says ""I don't know what that is, I will have to see if the old man upstairs will come and look at this, it is getting late and he will want to leave soon"". Old man comes down, Ms. Black shows him the frog's collatera…

A frog walks into a bank... to get a loan. He waits in line and when the teller calls him he walks up to do his thing. ""Hi, I'm Patty Black, what can I do for you today?"" she asks. He replies, ""I'm here to get a loan."" ""Well what do you have for collateral?"" ""All I have is this antique bronze statuette that I keep on my mantel,"" he tells her. She is unsure about what she can do since it seems like a pretty worthless trinket. ""Let me bring that statuette to my manager and see if we can't…