A Frog Went to a Bank A frog wanted a bigger lily pad so he went to the bank to get a loan. He brought with him little statues of famous frogs throughout history (Kermit, Hypnotoad, etc.) that he had made. He stepped to the first open teller, whose name was Patty Black. ""I want a bigger lily pad and I need a loan to make that happen,"" said the frog. ""Do you have any collateral?"" ""I have these statues that I made by hand."" ""Hmm, I don't know,"" said Patty. ""I'm going to have to check with my supervisor."" The supervisor comes over and Patty explains the situation to him. The supervisor checks out the statues then declares, ""These are knick-knacks, Patty Black, give the frog a loan.""