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Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek... One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be ""It."" As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said ""I found you Newton,"" but Newton replied, ""No, you found one Newton per squ

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Einstein, Newton, and Pascal play hide-and-seek Einstein decides to be the seeker and begins counting. Pascal immediately runs to a closet and hides inside. Newton doesn't run or try to hide. Instead he takes some tape, makes a box on the ground, and steps inside. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to see Newton standing like an idiot. "I found you Isaac, great hiding spot," says Einstein. "You didn't find me," Newton replies. "You found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!

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Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and go seek Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek. It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one metre by one metre square on the ground in front of Einstein and stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims, "Newton! I found you! You're it!" Newton smiles and says, "you didn't find me, you f

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Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together. It's Einstein's turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides. Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait. When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, "Newton, I found you!!" he

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