#norm-macdonald

Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q

The other day I tell my wife, ""when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself."" She says ""you have perfect eyesight."" - Norm MacDonald

I used to think that revenge was a dish best served cold But then I learned that it's an expression meaning to get back at somebody. Courtesy of Norm MacDonald

My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald

ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald

Bob Dylan's story about East Orange New Jersey (from his Gaslight '61 recordings). I can imagine Norm Macdonald telling this. ""First time I ever worked in East Orange New Jersey - folks, never go to East Orange New Jersey. It's a horrible town. I went there to play in a coffeehouse in East Orange New Jersey. It was a chess playing coffeehouse out there. It was so bad, uh, so bad, people playing chess out there. Uh, that's all I thought about was chess and chess and chess. People come up to me, …

A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)

You know, I'm old enough to remember... When the worst thing you'd hear about on the news were highjacked jetliners flying into buildings. --Norm MacDonald

Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s

I feel bad for the homeless guy "I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever" -Norm Macdonald

Before I met my wife I was incomplete… Now I’m finished. RIP Norm Macdonald

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson? 'I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald