A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. ""Hi, is Tony home?"" ""No, he went to the store."", she replies. ""Well, you mind if I wait?"" ""No, come in."" They sit down and the friend says ""You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.""Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundredbucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundre…