#noahs

Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life.

NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?

The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat.

*family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?

noah's google search history: "wat is arc" "why would god want circle segment" "arc or ark" "how many animals" "5,000,000 x 2" "is god real"

#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: "The dragon pie was really scrumptious."

Noah's Ark was so unrealistic. Have you ever tried to pen up velociraptors? Did the guy who wrote the Bible even watch Jurassic Park first?

A third zebra strolls casually while whistling and pretending to read a newspaper onto Noah's ark.

Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history

Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad...

According to the Bible, what's Noah's favorite fruit? Pears.

An African American invited a white friend over for dinner ... (Disclaimer: I got the idea for this joke from a post from /r/youdontsurf) An African-American man named Noah invited his white friend, Brad, over for dinner with his family. When Brad arrived at the Noah's house, Noah told him that dinner will be out very soon, and guided him to a seat at the dinner table. Brad was famished, and couldn't wait for food to be served. Soon enough, Noah's voice rang from the kitchen, ""Dinner's ready!""…

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

Two dinosaurs are chilling on the beach. Noah's ark sails by. As the animals on the ship wave, the dinosaurs turn to each other - "crap, was it today?"

What eats its victims two by two? Noah's Shark.

Something the church won't tell you: The male dog never made it on to Noah's ark, yet survived the floods. He was a good buoy.

Noah's arc had finally run aground... ... and Noah told the animals "Go forth and multiply." A snake couple told Noah "We can't multiply, we're adders." Noah got some driftwood tree trunks and built a platform for the snakes. Even adders can multiply when given a log table.

Yo Mama so old... Her first cruise was on Noah's Ark.

i think the story of Noah's life was a bit boring But it did have a nice arc

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects? They were looking for the ark tick.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?,"You'd think it would be floodlights but in reality it was the Israelites!

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?,"Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day ""took no note"".

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!