#my-brothers

A man walks into a bar...... An Irishman man walks into a bar in New York City. He orders three whiskeys. The bartender pours him one and says, "Lemme know when you want the next one." But the man says, "I think you've misunderstood me. I'd like all three at once." The bartender pours two more drinks. The man drinks down the three drinks, pays, and leaves. This goes on almost every night for a couple of weeks. Finally the bartender asks the man why he orders three drinks at a time, since there…

The Irish Brother First post in /r/jokes. Heard this one years ago. Hopefully it's not a repost One day a man walks into an Irish pub and immediately orders 3 pints of beer. Confused that he's ordering them all at once, the bartender asks "Are they all for you?" "That they are" the Irishman replies, "You see, I have two brothers who've moved away and we've agreed to each have 3 drinks every Sunday so it'll be as if we're drinking together" The man continues his weekly visits to the pub for s…

Three brothers tradition A man walks into a bar and orders three beers. The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone. He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I'm just wondering why you order three beers at a time? I can bring you one at a time if you wish." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that …

A Drink for Each of My Brothers Patrick walked into a pub and sat down at the bar. He asked for three individual shots of whiskey, and the bartender said "you know, I can put that all in one glass for you." Patrick said, "no no, see, I have two brothers who live far away. This drink is for Finnigan, this one is for Fergus, and this one is for me. And when I drink them, it's like we're all together again." So a few months go by, Patrick having his three drinks in the bar on a regular basis, and…

An Irishman walks into a bar in New York City and orders three pints of beer. He drinks each one in turn and walks out. The next night he returns, and again orders three pints of beer, and then again the next night. The bartender offers to serve them consecutively so they won’t go flat, but the Irishman explains, “I’d rather see them all lined up before me. I left two brothers behind in Ireland, and since we used to meet at the pub every night and have a pint together, I feel closer to them …