#fergus

The Brotherly Order of Silence Times were tough during the middle ages, and Fergus The Younger wanted to become a monk because he thought the life looked pretty good. So he went to the local monastery to join up. There he met with Brother Martin of The Brotherly Order of Silence, who explained that Fergus would have to take a vow of silence with a 3 month probationary period, during which time he could speak exactly 1 word at the end of each month, before a gathering of Brother Martin and the ot…

A Drink for Each of My Brothers Patrick walked into a pub and sat down at the bar. He asked for three individual shots of whiskey, and the bartender said "you know, I can put that all in one glass for you." Patrick said, "no no, see, I have two brothers who live far away. This drink is for Finnigan, this one is for Fergus, and this one is for me. And when I drink them, it's like we're all together again." So a few months go by, Patrick having his three drinks in the bar on a regular basis, and…