#mrs-clause

Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho.

Why did Santa start the Christmas tradition? Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone: Santa: ""Have you been naughty? ....That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ..... I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?.... Yes, I'd love to see how you trimmed your (fir) ... I just want to unload my (sack) when I see an angel on top. "" Now, every year he has to keep doing the bullshit lie…

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause? because he only came once a year

My daughter's new joke! The Clause's thought their house was a little quite so they decided to get a new kitten, which they named Kitty. One evening Santa was enjoying some milk and cookies in his recliner when Kitty climbed up his leg. He yelled out in pain and Mrs. Clause rushed into the room. ""What happened,"" she asked. Through reels of pain Santa exclaimed, ""Kitty Clause!""

The Angel Atop The Tree Tradition One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax. When he got there, Miss Clause was all up in his face and wouldn't let down. Then, there was a knock on the door. It was Rudolph. He …

Santa's Dilemma! It had been a strange and rough winter at the North Pole. There wasn't much snow but plenty of ice and rain. During the month of December, Santa always begins to make sure his flying team is ready for the speedy night trip on the eve of Christmas. Due to the weather, it was very rough going. Now, you should know, it doesn't ever take all eight reindeer of them to pull the sleigh, but it helped share the load. One could very well be enough, as they are magic. Something you may n…

Wet weather, no sleigh ride together! It had been a strange and rough winter at the North Pole. There wasn't much snow but plenty of ice and rain. During the month of December, Santa always begins to make sure his flying team is ready for the speedy night trip on the eve of Christmas. Due to the weather, it had been very rough going. It didn't ever take all eight of them to pull the sleigh, but it helped share the load. One could very well be enough, as they are magic. Now, something you may no…

Did you hear Santa is getting divorced? Mrs. Clause caught him with a HO-HO-HO......

Santa was having a really bad day.... Everything was going wrong. The elves were looking for a raise, Rudolph was sick, Mrs Clause was in a foul mood. So the Angel arrived at the door dragging a Christmas tree he asked Santa, ""what will I do with the tree""? And that is why you will always find an Angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree.

Why Santa got involved with Christmas Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone: Santa: “Have you been naughty? ….That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ….. I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?…. Yes, I’d love to see how you trimmed your (fir) … I just want to unload my (sack) when I see an angel on top. “ Now, every year he has to keep doing the bullshit lie he told.

What’s the first thing Mrs Clause did when Santa got home on Christmas morning ? Emptied his sack. (Compliments of my 7 year old son) Edit - No he did not understand what he was saying and Yes we did tell him not to repeat it.

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Mrs. clause told him he’d never be allowed to come in the back Door.

Why Santa got involved with Christmas Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone: