Did you hear Santa is getting divorced? Mrs. Clause caught him with a HO-HO-HO......#Mrs Clause#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Mr Clause caught Mrs Clause cheating on him. What a ho ho ho.#Mr Clause#Mrs Clause#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause? because he only came once a year#Mrs Clause#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →