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Nurse Jenny Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. ""She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."" said one doctor. ""Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"" The second doctor said, ""That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy ne…

Mr. Smith's Unusual Depression Doctors were dumbfounded when they couldn't figure out why Mr. Smith was so depressed. They interviewed him about how his day had gone, nothing seemed out of the ordinary, they asked him what he ate and he said he had a watermelon smoothie with broccoli salad for lunch. Then they realized, he was melonccoli.

A state trooper knocks on Mr. Smith's door... ""Mr. Smith,"" The officer goes on, ""as you know, we have been searching for your missing wife for the last 10 days. We've put our best men and our most advanced resources into the search. The governor is going to call a press conference this evening to call off the search. I'm here to tell you that you should prepare for the worst."" So, Mr. Smith says, ""alright, but you've gotta drive me to Goodwill to buy everything back!""

Lawyer Joke The phone rings at Smith and Associates Law Firm. The receptionist answers, and the voice on the other end says"I'd like to speak to Mr. Smith the lawyer please." The receptionist asks in a somber tone,"Are you a client of Mr. Smith's?" "No," the caller says "but my ex wife was." the receptionist responds, "I'm deeply saddened to inform you that Mr. Smith passed away last night." "Thank you," the caller says and hangs up. Only minutes later, the receptionist picks up the phone to he…

Mr Smith's back pain. A man (let's call him Mr Smith) goes to the doctor with terrible back pain. It's keeping him up every night and leaving him in tears during the day. The doc runs some tests and breaks the bad news

A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. "We're not taking on new staff," they said. "But you can't afford to be without me," insisted the man. "I can sell insurance to anybody, anywhere, anytime." "Okay," they said. "Prove it. There are two prospective clients who have resisted all our attempts to sell them a policy. If you can sell to just one of them, you're hired." The guy was gone for around two hours, but when he returned he handed over two cheques –…