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Ronald Reagan's doctor comes to him and says,""I'm afraid it's Alzheimer's, Mr. President."" Reagan muses this information over then replies,""Well, I always say 'trust, but verify' so verify it to me doctor."" The doctor goes and has extensive tests done on Reagan's brain and even calls in a second doctor for confirmation. After waiting a few days for the results he visits Reagan again. ""Mr. President, I have conclusive evidence that my prior diagnosis was correct."", the doctor says confident

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A woman takes her dead parrot into a vet's office... And lays it upon the examination table. The vet takes one look at the deceased bird and says, 'Sorry Ma'am, but your parrot is dead.' The woman isn't satisfied, and asks for a second opinion. The vet obliges and pokes his head into the next room and calls in a second doctor. A cat saunters in, jumps up onto the table, looks up to the vet with sorrow in his eyes and says, 'Meow.' 'Sorry,' the vet says, 'my colleague says your parrot is dead. Th

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Nurse Jenny Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. ""She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards."" said one doctor. ""Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"" The second doctor said, ""That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy ne

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Two doctors were talking about one of the nurses at their hospital... "She seems very confused sometimes, and she always gets things mixed up! Last week I asked her to give Mrs. Frederikson two pills every twelve hours, and she gave her twelve pills every two hours!" "I know, I Know" replies the second doctor "I observed something similar: I told her to feed one spoon of cough-syrup to the kid in room 15 every five hours, and she gave him five spoons every single hour!" Just at that moment, a t

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I stopped at the bar after work the other day... ...and there were three doctors at a table slamming drinks. They were bragging about their best surgeries ever. The first doctor said listen up. "One time a guy came in who was in a terrible wood cutting accident. The guy lost his right arm, but I sewed him up in 3 hours. Now he's is a major league pitcher." The second doctor said, "One time I was working in the ER and this dude came in who lost his leg in a farming accident. I sewed him u

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