Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids.#Monty Python#Florida#Technology#Parents0🔗 SharePermalink →
When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!#Monty Python#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5#Monty Python#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Where does monty python buy his water? From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.#Monty Python#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean.#Rowan Atkinson#Monty Python#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Well, you know what Monty Python always say... A man sees his friend looking rather melancholy and tries to cheer her up. After listening to her woes he says to her ""Well, you know what Monty Python always say..."" She rolls her eyes ""Always look on the bright side of life?"" ""No."" He leaps to his feet, ""NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!""#Monty Python#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
I remember this from a Monty Python ""My dog has no nose!"" Says one man. His friend asks ""well how does he smell?"" ""Stinky!""#Monty Python#Animals#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!#Monty Python#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?,"vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs and vim.#Monty Python#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.#Monty Python#Technology#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Doctor," asked the patient, "whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right." The doctor replied: "Then wait for half an hour before getting up." And if that didn't go down a storm at the forum, there was always this ancient version of the Monty Python dead parrot sketch:#Monty Python#Animals#Technology#Doctor+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →