The Vicar's Opinion (This is unabashedly lifted from a solo standup act by Rowan Atkinson) _______ A young Irish lady of pristine virtue, engaged to be married in a few months, visits the vicar to ask a question of church law. yl: Father, as you know I'm engaged to be married soon... v: Yes, my child? yl: My fiance and I have urges, very strong urges, and while I don't wish to disappoint him I certainly don't want to put my soul in danger. So I was wondering about the church's attitude about oth…