#mohammad

What's your name?"", asked the teacher. ""Mohammad,"" he replied. ""You're in Ireland now,"" replied the teacher, ""So from now on you will be known as Mike."" Mohammad returned home after school. ""How was your day, Mohammad?"", his mother asked. ""My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike"". ""Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his fat…

Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet.

Two Christians crash an airplane in the middle east... and landed in the desert. Miraculously, they both survived with minor injuries, so they sent off a signal flare and began rationing their emergency supplies. The food was eaten by the end of the first week, and the water lasted until the end of the second. But they continued weathering the hot days and cool nights, never for one second giving up hope. Almost three weeks passed, and they saw a caravan of jeeps over the horizon. They turned to…

My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front.

Jokes to offend Abrahamic religions * JESUS SAVES! HE PASSES TO GRETZKY, GRETZKY SHOOTS, GRETZKY SCORES! * How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny * What did the jew do when he heard clouds had silver linings? Got his pilot's license * Why doesn't Jesus eat skittles? They keep falling through the holes in his hands * Why did Mohammad marry a nine year old? The goat was engaged * Why do showers have 11 holes? Because jews have ten fingers * Why do jews have big noses? Because …

Mohammad and his family moved to Ireland Eight-year-old Mohammad had just moved to Ireland and entered his classroom on the first day of school. ""What's your name?"" asked the teacher. ""Mohammad

First Day of School Seven year-old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.

There was a boy named Mohammad who went to school in France... (Warning: Offensive) Mohammad entered his school classroom.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim? I'm Mohammad than you

What do you call a drunk muslim? Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What did Mohammad eat while in the Holy Land? Makkah-roni and cheese!