Jokes to offend Abrahamic religions * JESUS SAVES! HE PASSES TO GRETZKY, GRETZKY SHOOTS, GRETZKY SCORES! * How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny * What did the jew do when he heard clouds had silver linings? Got his pilot's license * Why doesn't Jesus eat skittles? They keep falling through the holes in his hands * Why did Mohammad marry a nine year old? The goat was engaged * Why do showers have 11 holes? Because jews have ten fingers * Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free