#moe

FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe.

The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face! He turns to Moe and says, ""Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."" ""Oh yeah, why?"" ""Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!""

My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly

So there are two race horses named Moe & Joe (Joke by a friend from middle school) So there were these two racehorses named Moe & Joe, they were like two bugs in a rug two fish in the sea, which is so very hard for two racehorses to be. They always tied! One day Moe & Joe were racing, neck & neck as they always were, but then at the last minute Moe jumped ahead and won the race. Back at the stable Joe said to Moe ""What happened Moe? We're supposed to be two bugs in a rug, two fi…

INFORMATION YOU NEED TO HELP YOU CHOOSE YOUR NEXT HEALTH PLAN .. Q. What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, ""HEY MOE."" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges,who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor I want? A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your insurer will…

Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

Baseball in Heaven Moe and Sam, who were both 90 years old, loved baseball, and they had their entire life. One day, they were sitting together on a bench in their neighborhood when Moe turns to Sam and says: "Will you promise me something? Promise me that if you die first and go to heaven, you'll come back and tell if there's baseball there." Sam agreed, and made Moe promise the same. 3 months later, Sam died, and the next week Moe woke up in his sleep with someone calling his name. "Who…

My wife just gave birth to triplets named Eenie, Meenie, and Miney. We didnt have any Moe.

Why was Sideshow Bob so jealous of Moe? He always wanted to be a bartender.

Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle?,"He's a mean medium, Moe with range.

Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender

Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range.

Two bass players were engaged for a run of Carmen. After a couple of weeks, they agreed each to take an afternoon off in turn to go and watch the matinee performance from the front of house. Joe duly took his break; back in the pit that evening, Moe asked how it was. "Great," says Joe. "You know that bit where the music goes `BOOM Boom Boom Boom'--well there are some guys up top singing a terrific song about a Toreador at the same time!"