Mariah Carey seems like the type to sing all she wants for Christmas is you, but when you don't get her anything she throws a huge hissy fit#Mariah Carey#Holiday0🔗 SharePermalink →
When you think about it, Mariah Carey and Drew Carey don't even look like sister and brother.#Mariah Carey#Drew Carey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square#Mariah Carey#New York#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I thought the big NYC ball was mechanically operated but I guess not. I heard Mariah Carey dropped it last night during her performance.#Mariah Carey#Nyc0🔗 SharePermalink →
How does Times Square start the new year? By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! ""The audience can sing this one.""#Mariah Carey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I don't see why Mariah Carey is getting so much abuse. Every year at Times Square someone drops the ball.#Mariah Carey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.#Helen Keller#Mariah Carey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry#Mariah Carey#Mariah Curry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Mariah Carey sounded horrible the other day. It was like a cannon went off in her throat.#Mariah Carey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey#Mariah Carey Songs#Mariah Carey#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? Neither of us know the words to any of her songs#Mariah Carey#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →