#malaysian-airlines

Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss.

My father said his Computer crashed... I asked him, what he did. ""I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'"", he replied.

Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot.

How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

BREAKING NEWS- Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 found after months of search. (Link inside) This is the second biggest disappointment you experienced in the last 24 hours if you watched the Mayweather fight.

I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it.

How do you get rid of somebody? Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

are YOU tired of everyone taunting and cursing YOU? do YOU fee, no one cares about YOU anymore? Pressure at work? YOU feel like running away from this boring life? fly MALAYSIAN airlines and get LOST or SHOT

A song is being released in aid of the families of the Malaysian Airlines flight... It's Ukraining Men.

I was going to make a joke about the Malaysian Airlines.. But I lost it.

The Only Malaysian Airlines Survivor Please spare a thought and your sympathy for the man who told his wife he was going to China on Malaysian Airlines flight MH370... And now can't come out of his girlfriend's apartment.

Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines I decided not to shower first.

What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you.

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? On the rocks

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly.