#malaysia

This Halloween I will be dressing up as Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 by RSVPing to all possible parties & attending absolutely none of them.

I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is.

The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia

"Whats the deal with all this airline food?" -Sharks in Malaysia

Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola

I'm gonna pretend my dad didn't abandon me but is actually on the missing Malaysia air flight and he'll be back

Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear.

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer? None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

I recently bought some Koi from Malaysia... That's one flight that made it.

I have a malaysia airlines joke but no one finds it funny

So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!

So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.

Hear about the malaysia airlines pizza delivery order? Two large planes.

Malaysia Airlines special offer Now with more bang for your buk!

Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available

I'd rather fly Oceanic Airlines than Malaysia.

Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is.

Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777...

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370. Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Sometimes I can't remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines...I totally get it.

It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back

Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away.

I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines. A new slogan! ""Leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again.""