A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, ""Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink."" The pirate came over and ordered rum. ""Just out of curiosity,"" the man said, ""how did you lose your leg?"" ""Arrrgh!"" said the pirate, ""I lost that timber to a tiger shark in the Caribbean when I was throw…