A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg, a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said, ""Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like to buy you a drink."" The pirate came over and ordered rum. ""Just out of curiosity,"" the man said, ""how did you lose your leg?"" ""Arrrgh!"" said the pirate, ""I lost that timber to a tiger shark in the Caribbean when I was thrown overboard for stealing a man's rum."" ""That's just terrible. How did you lose your hand?"" the man said. ""Arrrgh!"" said the pirate, ""I lost that fighting cannibals off Madagascar under Admiral Hawk."" ""Oh my!"" the man said, ""I can't even imagine! How did you lose your eye?"" ""Arrrgh! A seagull pooped in it!"" said the pirate. ""A seagull!"" the man exclaimed. ""Is seagull poop dangerous?!"" he asked. ""Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook...""