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KFC Calls Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, "What can I do?" The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican." The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words." So the Colonel hangs…

How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Desperate after three bad months of sales at Kentucky Fried Chicken The famous Colonel called up the Pope and asks him for a favor. "What can I do for you?" Said the Pope. The Colonel said, "Holy father, I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do that, I swear I will donate $10 Million Dollars to the Vatican." The Pope replied, "I am very sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and it isn't something I can just chan…

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok.. Hear me out So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. You need to know you cant cross a road without making a mental check of every Car, Truck or child in your immediate area. This is important to note because Turkmenistan s…

My friend got a job working the counter at KFC He didn't like it when I called him a "Chicken Tender".

Joke a kid told me today: Why did the rooster go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago. His wife proposed that they should have cheat day today. She bought home McDonald's burger, KFC wings and Bob brought home his secretary

KFC A man goes to see the pope.

What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with the legs and thighs you have a greasy box to stick your bone in.

An old lady in London...(a true story) Around a week ago I was waiting in queue behind an old lady at KFC. She placed her order

KFC is a shelter for battered chickens

How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs

What is big black and long. The lines at KFC

Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket.

KFC Calls Pope After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken

A woman is like a bucket of KFC... Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in.

What do women and KFC have in common?,"One you are finished with the breast and the thighs you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?,"He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm he likes doin' chickens right also.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?,"By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?,"Once you're done enjoying the legs thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What's the difference between KFC and China?,"At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs and thighs.

Whats black, white, red and rolls around in a KFC parking lot? Litter that the wind blew out of the trash you racist piece of shit!

What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC? A job application.

How is a woman like KFC? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.