Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok.. Hear me out So the perceived 'Road' in this case is actually the trick by the government to sell more adapters to construction company. This is because the secret lizard people of the UNDERGROUND are controlling the chickens neurons and each brain cell is secretly in on the plot. You need to know you cant cross a road without making a mental check of every Car, Truck or child in your immediate area. This is important to note because Turkmenistan secretly but in acronyms inside of the plot hook to let the average civilian know this. What's important is the mole people are secretly trying to sabotage the secret facility OF THE US GOVERMENT through tricking the lizard people into thinking this plot was a real way to stop the selling of adapters. Now notice what adapter stands for? "Admiral Denial Assisting People The Entirety Recognizable pSeudonym." This hints that A. The underground society is bad with acronyms and B. they must not have a human language as there primary language MEANING that they might have be living here for far too many years which brings across the question. "If they have been living here for many years why have they not been paying rent????" This is because going back to the main plot point the 'Road' was built as a way to evade taxes. You see there was never really a 'road' to begin with as R.O.A.D is really a compony that the space hamsters sold to the underground mole men after the lava cooled on the earths crust. Now thinking about all of this I wondered... EARTHS CRUST????? EARTHS RUST???? Chickens were made flightless for a REASON people they are too powerful but if they ever realize there ability they it is possible they may be the new overlords of this perceived reality. IF WE LET THEM CROSS THAT DAMN ROAD WE MAY NEVER SEE OUR CHILDREN IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!! This is why Dave claims to not know why I received an eviction notice EVEN THOUGH he was right outside my house when it happend. Looking sus as all hell as I KNEW he was conversating with the mail person. Anyways so the alligator people that I was talking about this entire time made a deal. A deal that will impact the course of humanity as for each step the compony sold by the alligator people \*who keep in mind are pretending to be crocodiles through out all of this as a disuse\* to the under ground mole men will intrude on the secret pact between them both!?!!??!1/ So that's why they banned me from the local KFC across the road from where I live. \*This is a in joke that I tell my GF, I always start with "Why did the chicken cross the road" and than turn it into something more complicated, works every time in making her laugh lol\*