#julian

Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*.

WAYS TO SAY NO 1. I want to spend more time with my blender. 2. The man on television told me to say tuned. 3. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. 4. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. 5. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. 6. I'm attending the opening of my garage door. 7. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. 8. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. 9. My plot to take over the world is thickening…

What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable? WikiLeeks.

Punny Phrase I have a friend on a sports team and his name is bjorn so we made a poster saying ""It's not delivery, it bjorno"" and I was wondering if anyone could make a similar phrase with some other names on our team we have. Some include Shayan, Chandler, Anna, Paulina, Jonah, Matt, Silvan, Maya, Sancia, Karsen, Julian, Angela, and Lauralei.

A blonde takes part in a game show [Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"] First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last? a) 99 years b) 116 years c) 100 years d) 150 years The blonde prefers to use her one free pass joker at this point, so here comes the next question: where does the Panama hat originate from? a) Ecuador b) Venezuela c) Colombia d) Panama T…