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""Let's take a peek!"" Three boys are playing outside just after dark, when one of them noticed a light on in a window. Billy says to Johnnie and Joey: ""Let's take a peek!"" They look in the window and see a pretty woman undressing. Suddenly, Johnnie runs away and the other boys can't find him. The next day, Billy and Joey see Johnnie and ask: ""Why'd you run away, you some kind of faggot or something?"" Johnnie replies: ""No...My mother told me that if I ever do anything naughty, say anything …

Johnny Assignment The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, …

Rekt em, damn near killed him! Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. ""Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,"" he said. She said, ""Rectum."" ""Wrecked him?"" Johnnie said. ""Damn near killed him!""

Whiskey joke. Johnnie walker, Jim Beam and Evan Williams spend all night at the bar. Who pays the tab? Who gets a cab? Who goes home with a girl on the rag? Johnnie obviously doesn't get a cab. Despite having a unique taste, but also is the most expensive. So he pays the tab. Jim frequents many bars and isn't sure which one he's at or how to get home so he calls a cab. And Evan Williams, well he's just a nasty S.O.B.

Kindergarten The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting, and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude, but eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then…

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with, ""This was England's finest hour."" Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, ""Winston Churchill."" ""Congratulations,"" said the teacher, ""you may go home."" The teacher then said, ""Ask not what your country can do for you."" Before she could finish this quote, a…

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class and with a piece of chalk made a small white dot on the blackboard then sat back down. W…

Little Johnnie is in class and the teacher asks someone to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. The preschool teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?" Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!" The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence? Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue." "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white." Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green…

The teacher asked little Johnnie if he had ever seen a humming bird... Little Johnnie said

Little Johnnie and Uncle Ron's morals. Little Johnnie was in his 4th grade class one day when his teacher gave them an assignment.

Little Johnnie is in class and the teacher asks someone to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence. The preschool teacher says