Rekt em, damn near killed him! Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. ""Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass,"" he said. She said, ""Rectum."" ""Wrecked him?"" Johnnie said. ""Damn near killed him!""#Johnnies#Johnnie#Animals#Driving+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →