#john-paul

Three men came on a island.. So 3 man John Paul and Tom were travelling by boat and came on an island. There they got captured by a king, and the king said they had to play a game and win to be free. The game was to bring a type of fruit to the king. The 3 men went separate ways to search for their fruit. John came back first with an orange, the king ordered him to put the orange in his ass. John didn't want to do it, and the king cut his head off. Paul came with 3 apples, and was asked the same…

The man who knew everyone A friend of mine named Larry once told me, around the time of Bill Clinton's 2nd inauguration, ""You know, President Clinton and I are buddies."" I said, ""Sure you are."" He said, ""No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."" Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Clinton with his arm around the guy. Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I admired Johnny Depp as an actor…

One day God called the Pope and he said ""John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion"". The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise his decision was then asked ""What's the bad news?"". God said the bad news is that I am calling from Salt Lake City.