#jills

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack's pants were a little loose and his pants fell down. Jill looked at down and said ""Hey, what's that thing?"" ""I don't know,"" said Jack, ""I'll go ask my dad."" That night, Jack asked his dad what the thing in his pants was. ""That's your car,"" said Jack's dad, ""you gotta park it in as many garages as you can."" Jack and Jill went back up the hill the next day. Jill asked Jack, ""So what did your dad say?"" ""He said it's my car,"…

Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of those calls. ""What happened this time?"" he asked. ""My brakes went out"" Jill said. ""Can you come to get me?"" ""Where are you?"" John asked. ""I'm in the drugstore"" Jill responded. ""And where's the car?"" John asked. Jill replied ""It's in here with me.""

A husband and wife are out to dinner When all of sudden a very attractive young lady comes up and kisses the husband on the cheek, winks, and walks away. Naturally, the wife is less than pleased about this "Who was that?" She asks "That's Jessica, my mistress" he replies As you can imagine, the wife is not happy to hear this, even less so about how upfront he's being about it. "You pig", she says "You don't even have the decency to try and hide it. I'll be filling for divorce as soon as I…

Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.