Tattoo Very High Up on the Inner Thigh A sophisticated looking lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk skirt and points to her right inner thigh very high up. Right here,' she says, I want you to tattoo a jack-o-lantern and underneath it I want the word Halloween.' Then she points to her left thigh just as high up and …