#heaven-st-peter

Couple wants to get married in heaven On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and …

Married in Heaven! On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves standing outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. They asked St. Peter can we still get married in heaven? St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out! Two months passed and St Peter still has not returned. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could y…

Getting married in heaven On their way to get married, a young Christian couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.They wonder if they could get married in heaven. When St. Peter showed up, they asked him if they can marry. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed…

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, ""I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'"" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the co…

Bill Gates dies and goes to Heaven St. Peter is waiting for Bill Gates at the pearly gates of heaven ""Well Bill, you're not Christian, but since you've led a good life, I'll let you choose where you end up."" St. Peter shows Bill a video of heaven - people praising god, floating on clouds, etc. ""Eh, that place looks kind of boring. What else do you have for me?"" He then shows Bill a video of hell - a bunch of people playing video games and talking tech. ""That place looks awesome! I'll go the…

Marrying in heaven... On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates awaiting St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they straightforwardly ask him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and *wai…

A cabbie and a priest are at the gates of Heaven... St. Peter invites the cabbie and the priest into his golf cart, to show them to their new residences. Although the cab driver had spent his life speeding, drinking and scamming, he was dropped off at a beautiful lakefront mansion. Seeing this, the priest thought to himself: ""if that's where he's ending up, I can't wait to see the place a good man of God like me will end up!"" (he was a genuinely good man, no nonsense) St. Peter kept driving, d…

A couple wants to get married... On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waite…

Getting married in heavan (oringinal) On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and …

Getting Married in Heavon On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two …

Getting married in heaven On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal traffic accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly become married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. Nobody asked this before. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Six months had passed and …

Kitty's Heaven St Peter is receptionist at the entrance of Heaven. A cat shows up and St Peter says, ""I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted."" Cat: ""Well, I did always long to own a nice satin pillow like my master had, so I could lie on it."" St Peter: ""That's easy. Granted. You shall have the satin pillow after you enter in."" Next, a group of mice appeared and St Peter greeted…

A priest and a rabbi arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter said: "Can I help you, gentlemen?" "I hope so," said the priest. "Father Feherty and Rabbi Michaels – we've just died and we would like to be welcomed into Heaven." St Peter studied his clipboard for their names. "I'm afraid not," he said. "You're not on my entry list." "But we must be," they chorused. "We're pillars of our respective faiths." St Peter scratched his head. "I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll send you down to Hell for the ti…